KNOXVILLE – Aliens yesterday landed in Knoxville, USA.

The sensational news hit Knoxville late in the evening. Around 11 pm, aliens of unknown origin landed outside of Knoxville.

Peter Burg, age 44, was driving his truck along the same road he drives every night. This night however he won't forget.

"There was a blinding light, then a red flash, a buzz, and darkness. Out of the darkness came voices. I don't know what they were saying."

Police reports note the aliens left after around 15 minutes.

Knoxville Police Officer Crabe in a press conference told no visible signs of the aliens where left behind – except for what seems to be an alien message burned into the grass near the landing area. Scientists discovered the meaning after hours of computational analysis against the exotic-shaped letters. The message reads "Good bye."

But, according to Crabe, the purpose of the alien's landing still remains a mystery.

"We have different theories. The aliens did not try to actively communicate with us, or demand to be taken to a leader. The most probable explanation is they just took a break from a longer flight to somewhere else."

By FakeToday correspondent Philipp Lenssen (9/18/2004).