FakeToday http://www.faketoday.com Sometimes Funny. Always Fake. en-US Fight Your Fear Of Flying! http://www.faketoday.com/news-33.html Afraid to enter airplanes? When you are finished with this article I promise you lost your fear of flying. Unless you're by any chance reading this in an airplane, 'cause well, I promise the same but I'm not sure you'll survive your lessons! Writer Angry, Found Love http://www.faketoday.com/news-32.html Aspiring young Colorado writer John Simmers is angry because he found true love. Bush, Kerry Friends http://www.faketoday.com/news-31.html Washington -- George W. Bush and John Forbes Kerry are actually big friends. Both politicians yesterday in a press conference alerted the public to their close relationship. New Cigarette Doesn't Cause Cancer http://www.faketoday.com/news-30.html Marlboro Wednesday revealed a new type of cigarette, named "SmokeOn", which does not affect a smoker's health. New TV Show Replaces Brains http://www.faketoday.com/news-29.html After smash hit *The Swan*, Fox is hoping to raise the shock bar in reality TV yet again. The new show, *High IQ*, will be all about brain transplants. Rock Star Dies Before First Album http://www.faketoday.com/news-28.html SEATTLE -- Yesterday the corpse of John Cottoro, rockstar-to-be, was found in his Seattle apartment. Police said his death was not believed to be suspicious and a post-mortem examination will take place tomorrow. Aliens Landed http://www.faketoday.com/news-27.html KNOXVILLE -- Aliens yesterday landed in Knoxville, USA. BoringTV Fills Niche http://www.faketoday.com/news-26.html The new BoringTV channel launched Saturday fills a niche for people who are looking to get less excitement. Blogger Fired for Writing Newspaper Column http://www.faketoday.com/news-25.html On Monday, Colin Francis was fired from his job as weblog pundit because he published an article in a local newspaper. TV's Friends Reunite http://www.faketoday.com/news-24.html In a stunning PR move, NBC on Monday announced Friends would continue. Local Man Invents Words http://www.faketoday.com/news-23.html Local man Pete is known to invent words. Family and friends feel helpless. Oldest Man Aged 190 http://www.faketoday.com/news-22.html SPRINGFIELD -- John Knort from Springfield, Illinois, yesterday celebrated his 190th birthday. He is the oldest living human on earth. Super Size Me Sequel http://www.faketoday.com/news-21.html This year's documentary smash hit Super Size Me will be followed by a sequel in 2005. Doping, Bribery Legalized for Olympic Games http://www.faketoday.com/news-20.html ATHENS -- The Olympic committee yesterday announced doping would not be further ruled illegal. Also, members of the Olympic Committe may now legaly accept bribery. Scientists Discover Fear Drives Everything http://www.faketoday.com/news-19.html WASHINGTON -- Today scientists released a break-through study revealing fear drives everything in our everyday lives.